Movie Title : Ninja Assassin
Release Date : Nov 25, 2009 Wide Genre Movie :Drama,Action & Adventure
Actors :Rain,Naomie Harris,Ben Miles,Rick Yune,Shô Kosugi,Guido Foehrweisser,Stephen Marcus,Vladimir Tarasjanz,Randall Duk Kim,Sung Kang,Jonathan Chan-Pensle...,Ill-Young Kim,Yuki Iwamoto,Linh-Dan Pham,Yu Fang,Adriana Altaras,Kylie Liya Goldstein,Yoon Sungwoong,Eleonore Weisgerber,Joon LeeMpaa Rating : R
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TagLine Ninja Assassin Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.Visitor Ranting and Critics For Ninja Assassin
Critics Ranting For Ninja Assassin : 4.2Critics Percentage For Ninja Assassin : 26 %
User Ranting Movie Ninja Assassin : 3.3
User Count Like for Ninja Assassin : 188,617
Review For Movie Ninja Assassin
A garish and poorly filmed chop-socky frolic that makes about as much sense as an Escher painting viewed through Vaseline-smudged Ray-Bans.David Jenkins-Time Out
Perhaps such phenomenal slaughter is best left to the imagination.
Kevin Lee-Time Out New York
The problem is that the fight sequences -- the only reason anyone sees a movie like this in the first place -- are muddy, chaotic and boring. Even diehard fans of this genre would be well advised to skip this one.
A.O. Scott-At the Movies
This saga, set in Berlin, is more committed to its bloodletting than to any of its characters.
Jeannette Catsoulis-New York Times
A movie that provides plenty of jolts but precious little pleasure.
Dan Kois-Washington Post
This movie knows exactly what it is: Gonzo silliness about bodies turned into human salsa.
Kyle Smith-New York Post
Nothing more than an excuse for violent ninja fighting with a huge body count and plenty of blood - real and CGI.
Kevin Carr-7M Pictures
Ninja Assassin re-opens the door to a genre that has either been absorbed into conventional action movies via pilfered fight choreography or completely forgotten as a viable, creative foundation for interesting stories.
Todd Gilchrist-SciFi.com
It would be hard to expect any surprises from a film called Ninja Assassin, but on the other hand, it would be hard to be disappointed by it either. It does exactly what it says on the tin.
Joshua Starnes-ComingSoon.net
Has too much story for one movie and ends as merely a mildly entertaining ninja actioner...
Felix Vasquez Jr.-Cinema Crazed
... it's like a music video of violence that has lost the beat and doesn't care.
Sean Axmaker-Seanax.com
...one, long, martial-arts fight.... Given the talents involved, we have to mourn what might have been.
John J. Puccio-Movie Metropolis
Decent ingredients but, as a whole, this is lacking in choreographic flair and plot substance.
Will Lawrence-Empire Magazine
Ninja Assassin is final proof that the once innovative Wachowski Brothers have indeed lost their creative mojo.
Kevin Maher-Times [UK]
The fight scenes are uninspired and I suspect post-pubescent audiences will be very bored.
Peter Bradshaw-Guardian [UK]
The fight scenes are mostly great. And Rain, so dashing in Speed Racer, is something to behold. His precisely rippled and defined body is awe-inspiring.
Sukhdev Sandhu-Daily Telegraph
It truly wouldn't take much - a minor re-edit, a few arch looks to camera, a wiseacre sidekick named 'Shortballs' - to inch this utterly mystifying throwback into spoof territory.
Adam Lee Davies-Little White Lies
Ninja Assassin is little more than a sporadically diverting disposable movie that will probably spawn several straight-to-DVD sequels. The butcher's shop window is still a more fulfilling proposition though.
Ben Rawson-Jones-Digital Spy
The bulk of the fight sequences take place at bed-time so it's difficult to see exactly what's going on - it's like putting a colony of bats in a Magimix. In the dark.
Tim Evans-Sky Movies
As it geysers forward from that claret-soaked opening scene, V For Vendetta director James McTeigue's mega-violent B-movie packs shock and gore and, to be frank, not much else.
Jonathan Crocker-Total Film
Since the fights are all digitally conjured up anyway, genuine thrills are at a minimum and the copious sprays of pixelated blood quickly pall.
Trevor Johnston-Radio Times
For a film about silent assassins, it's phenomenally noisy. But if you're into swearing, decapitation and sliced-off limbs, and your brain has been reduced to mush by sitting in front of violent video games, this is the movie for you.
Christopher Tookey-Daily Mail [UK]
Despite an insanely visceral opening sequence in which limbs are severed amid fountains of claret, we're all too soon left with a tedious police procedural, sprinkled with the odd fight scene that confuses more than thrills.
David Edwards-Daily Mirror [UK]
When the slicing and dicing and blood-spurting become as unstoppably frenzied as they do in the course of Ninja Assassin, one's instinct is less to take fright than take 40 winks and hope to wake up when it's all over.
Anthony Quinn-Independent
The first time we see heads roll it's entertaining. The second time it's boring. The eighth time...
Charlotte O'Sullivan-This is London







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