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In MACHETE KILLS, Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man - he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet. (c) Open Road R

Movie Title : Machete Kills
Release Date : Oct 11, 2013 Wide
Genre Movie :Action & Adventure
Actors :Danny Trejo,Michelle Rodriguez,Sofía Vergara,Amber Heard,Carlos Estévez,Lady Gaga,Antonio Banderas,Jessica Alba,Demian Bichir,Alexa Vega,Vanessa Hudgens,Cuba Gooding Jr.,William Sadler,Marko Zaror,Mel Gibson,Elise Avellan,Electra Avellan,Brian Samuel Davis,Walton Goggins,Tom SaviniMpaa Rating : R

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Critics Ranting For Machete Kills : 4.6
Critics Percentage For Machete Kills : 31 %
User Ranting Movie Machete Kills : 3.2
User Count Like for Machete Kills : 26,828

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Machete Kills is a film in which style sardonically routs substance, a cloying gag built around the iconic quality of Trejo's matchlessly craggy face, which resembles a plate of sundried corned beef.
David Hiltbrand-Philadelphia Inquirer

Machete Kills plays like a joke that's been told a few times too often.
James Berardinelli-ReelViews

When a celebrity chef like Rodriguez is just going through the motions, we can smell that the grindhouse fad is way past its expiration date. It's time to put a fork in it.
Joe Williams-St. Louis Post-Dispatch

"Machete Kills" is barely a movie. It's an inside joke wrapped in a fanboy fantasy, pieced together through a haze of ironic detachment.
Adam Graham-Detroit News

Endless assault weapons, exploding helicopters, crashing cars and floors splattered with blood, limbs and entrails, all adding up to nothing.
Stephen Whitty-Newark Star-Ledger

Machete kills, sure. Unfortunately, he overkills.
Dave McGinn-Globe and Mail

Multi-tasker Robert Rodriguez sequelises his Machete, originally a joke trailer in Grindhouse, and manages one of his most messy and (even for this sort of nonsense) ludicrous efforts.
David 'Mad Dog' Bradley-Rip It Up

Uncompromised in its goofy cartoon vision of an insane world that doesn't realize it's reached a state of post-apocalypse, even though the bombs have yet to fall.
John Beifuss-Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN)

Machete don't text, but he does seem to have jumped a shark. The first film was great fun, but Machete Kills seems to have misunderstood its own joke.
Tim Martain-The Mercury

Machete was arguably Rodriguez's best movie, but MACHETE KILLS -- while still passable -- comes nowhere close.
Jeffrey M. Anderson-Common Sense Media

Over the top in every area and making good actors look bad at every turn.
Jackie K. Cooper-jackiekcooper.com

"Machete" was fun. "Machete Kills" gives me a headache.
Paul Chambers-Movie Chambers

The market has well and truly rejected the Machete franchise, as if it were salted toothpaste or phlegm-flavoured soda.
Simon Miraudo-Quickflix

For those who enjoyed the surprise TV hit 'Sharknado' this summer and/or the original 'Machete,' here's 'Machete Kills,' a parody of old-time drive-in and generally sleazy movies that's a sequel to 'Machete' from a few years back.
Linda Cook-Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)

An obvious improvement over its virtually unwatchable predecessor...
David Nusair-Reel Film Reviews

The film is often very funny, even though the pacing is extremely slack, wasting far too much time with pointless exposition and misogynistic smirking.
Rich Cline-Shadows on the Wall

Trivial and tedious...enough already!
Susan Granger-SSG Syndicate

If you liked the first film, chances are you'll have a good time with this one. (If you sit through the new Romeo & Juliet remake, it's easy to mistake Machete Kills for genius.)
Ken Hanke-Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

Machete does, indeed, kill. This time around, he also sucks.
Mike McGranaghan-Aisle Seat

Basically, take a Screwy Squirrel cartoon, and replace the titular rodent with a unfailingly snarling Mexican.
Tim Brayton-Antagony & Ecstasy

Grindhouse and Machete were satires of exploitation films -- Machete Kills is simple exploitation -- both of the cast and the audience's goodwill.
Ethan Alter-Television Without Pity

Not funny enough to be a comedy, not weighty enough to be a real B-movie thriller ...
Eddie Harrison-The List

This ignores the first rule of proper B-movie exploitation cinema - that anything over 89 minutes is just excess baggage, of which Machete Kills has plenty. Still, at least it's authentic in one respect - the trailer is better than the film.
Mark Kermode-Observer [UK]

It's the gleeful combination of junk dialogue, "you've saved the world's ass", and inventive cartoon violence that gives the enterprise an oddball labour of love-feel. The affection's contagious.
Ed Whitfield-The Ooh Tray

Rodriguez seems to forget what the actual joke is behind the Machete franchise.
Kevin Carr-7M Pictures

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Ex-Federale agent MACHETE is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man â€" he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.